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The ghost of a gravely scorched female can every so often be witnessed yelling at the viewer to stay away by Anthony Run. According to what the locals allege, this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Aultman many years ago.
The spirit of a train driver has often been seen flinging pebbles at Cherry Run Dam late in the night. Many locals declare this ghost loves frightening foolhardy folks who have the courage to disrupt the peace in Aultman.
A very large fawn is repeatedly spotted up on Coleman Hill excavating a nook.
An extraterrestrial is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances mowing the lawn in the side garden of an apartment in Aultman.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space may frequently be perceived by an old man hunting in a forest in close proximity to Aultman.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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