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A space man from outer space materialized heaving pieces of wood in Werts Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object was spotted at Beaver Creek late in the night flinging chunks of concrete into the flow.
A space invader from planet Jupiter was observed staring at the water by Auburn Dam on a dark night.
A gargantuan warthog has often been distinguished on the top of Camp Blue Mountain late at night surveying the scenery.
A space invader from another galaxy is regularly perceived guzzling regular unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Auburn.
A space man is known to have been perceived on several instances in Deer Lake Fossil Site around midnight hauling a body through some bushes.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space can frequently be made out smoking a cigar in a plastic boat on Deer Lake Pond.
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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