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A woman's body having a donkey's head was spotted hauling a body over rocks in Burgettstown Community Park before dawn. The watcher escaped after he made out the ghost. A local asserts that this spirit can be the soul of a local who died here in Atlasburg many years ago. Regardless of what people express, it is certainly a frightening spirit that you would not want to run into in the early morning hours.
A partly decayed human dead body has frequently been noticed studying the panorama from the highest spot of Quakers Knob after midnight.
A very large woodchuck is repeatedly spotted by Point Pleasant trying to find a book.
A female alight, gripping a kerosene bottle is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions by an old woman fishing by a lake outside Atlasburg.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot may frequently be spotted sitting on a couch in a flat in Atlasburg.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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