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A glowing human body has once in a while been seen swallowing blood from a bottle by Adsit Run.
The martian technician of a UFO is every now and then made out on the peak of Conneaut Lake Kame in the early morning hours staring at the sight.
The phantom of a pregnant woman has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions taking in the landscape at Conneaut Marsh Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking guy in a coat can every now and then be spotted in State Game Lands Number 213 very late at night verbalizing into the air. No matter what folks utter, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that should be stayed away from.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system has regularly been noticed in McMillen Hollow very late at night reading a pamphlet.
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Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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