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These are some lies we made up about Athens.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart emerged in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Chemung Valley in detail.
An alien from another planet appeared hauling a cadaver through some bushes in Desmond Street Park at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft was noticed dispatching a package at an Athens post office.
A gargantuan donkey was witnessed flickering a flash light beside the water at Tioga Point.
A space invader from planet Mars has regularly been perceived on a dark night staring over Queen Esther Flats.
A space invader from the cosmos has supposedly been spotted on many instances on the peak of Glory Hill at the stroke of midnight gazing at the sight.
A minotaur may repeatedly be spotted at Butson Creek in the early morning hours flinging stones into the flowing water.
A moderately decayed human dead body may be noticed very frequently speaking into the night as if someone in addition
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was there. Whatever people say, it's a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
A massive frog has sometimes been noticed walking a Cocker Spaniel on a dark night on a dark Athens avenue.
A massive skunk is once in a while observed watching cable in an Athens living room around midnight.
The ghost of a farmer wearing a farmer hat
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is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances digging a crater at the entrance to Allan H. Treman State Marine Park.
A giant bighorn may every so often be distinguished browsing through garbage cans on an Athens residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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