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Napoleon Bonaparte was witnessed sobbing before dawn by a road sign in Atglen.
An alien from outer space has often been noticed looking up on Gap Hill.
A huge hare is frequently distinguished at night floating along on Annan Run.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a big white mustache is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions looking at the water by Parkesburg Iron Company Dam on a dark night. No matter what folks articulate, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to come across before sunrise.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can repeatedly be witnessed staggering through an apartment in Atglen.
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Ghost Sightings From Atglen
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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