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These are some lies we made up about Aston.
A space man from another world is repeatedly noticed searching for a map next to a parked truck in an Aston parking lot at night.
An ET is known to have been witnessed on many occasions dragging a corpse from the cold water of Naaman Creek before dawn.
A black snake that shape-shifted into a female can be distinguished frequently down by the water at Long Point pointing at the observer.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space has now and then been spotted looking crossly at the eye witness in Marcus Hook Bar on a dark night.
A space man from another world is sometimes noticed struggling out of Birch Creek drenched in dirty water before sunrise.
A space invader is known to have been made out on a few occasions heaving pieces of wood up on the highest spot of Hunting Hill.
An alien traveler from space can every now and then be perceived stacking bricks in the early morning hours before sunrise by a road sign in Aston.
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space man from another part of the galaxy was perceived trashing a box at Bellevue Lake Dam at night.
The spirit of a youthful female clad as a maid came into view swallowing blood from a glass in a wooden boat on Bellevue Lake. Shocked by the eye witnesses the ghost vanished into the darkness. Some of the folks here declare this ghost could
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be the spirit of a local who died here in Aston some decades ago.
A space alien was seen dining on a cookie in Bellevue State Park by the park headquarters.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft came into sight hauling a body over the grass in Bellevue State Park before dawn.
A gargantuan gorilla was witnessed strolling through a flat in Aston.
An martian explorer from another galaxy has repeatedly been noticed walking through a building in close proximity to Aston.
Vincent van Gogh is frequently witnessed in a phone booth in Aston making a phone call.
The ghost of a dispossessed guy can regularly be distinguished strolling through an Aston area churchyard. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Aston.
An enormous hyena can be made out often yelling right by the entrance to Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor.
A colossal hippopotamus has sometimes been spotted staring in the middle of a deserted
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highway close to Aston at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Aston
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Ghost Sightings From Aston
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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