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These are some lies we made up about Aspers.
The ghost of a civil war combatant was spotted trying to find an object in Cranberry Valley in the early morning hours. Other accounts of this ghost have been reported.
A giant burro has often been spotted up on Bear Mountain glugging down apple juice.
An ET from space is repeatedly witnessed in Pine Grove Furnace State Park before dawn smoking a cigar.
A very large weasel is rumored to have been noticed on several occasions looking at people in an Aspers apartment through an air vent.
The ghost of a man having letters etched into his arm can frequently be spotted by Iron Run reading a newsletter.
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Ghost Sightings From Aspers
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Ghost Sightings From Aspers
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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