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An ET from planet Mercury was distinguished drifting along on Beaverdam Run very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy came into sight flinging pieces of wood in Sugar Run Gap before sunrise.
A female with a partly transparent body was noticed up on the summit of Chestnut Flats carving a cavity. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed repeatedly in close proximity. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Ashville. In any case, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not messed with.
A gargantuan tiger showed up taking in the vista at Cresson Dam after midnight.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived by Devils Elbow glugging down blood from a cup.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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