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An martian traveler from another solar system has purportedly been seen on a small number of instances laundering a bloody cloth in Rob Spring late at night.
An alien from the Moon can regularly be spotted fluttering across the Town Hill after midnight.
An alien from deep space can be seen very often at Bear Camp Branch very late at night throwing rocks into the water.
The spirit of a young-looking female with a line around her neck has sometimes been distinguished in a mobile home near Artemas. One of the local residents definitely argues that this phantom can be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Artemas some decades ago.
A gargantuan coyote is known to have been spotted on one or two occasions in Billmeyer Game Refuge around midnight looking creepy.
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Ghost Sightings From Artemas
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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