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These are some lies we made up about Arnot.
A man having a machete in his head was made out rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Arnot home at the stroke of midnight. When perceived the ghost came up to the eye witness who then fled. If you listen to the residents, this spirit may very well be a celebrated past native of Arnot.
A gigantic finch materialized seated at the kitchen counter in an Arnot house.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out in Copp Hollow before sunrise yelling.
A space alien from planet Pluto was distinguished hauling a body from the cold water of Bear Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A gentleman's body with the head of a raccoon has often been made out in a deserted location close to Arnot. If you listen to what the residents declare, this phantom is the struggling spirit of a former Arnot resident. Regardless of what people articulate, this ghost sure is frightening; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Arnot
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
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