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A giant opossum is every so often witnessed destroying a box in Conemaugh Gorge late at night.
A space alien from another planet has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances enjoying the scenery at Big Spring Dam in the early morning hours.
A colossal chinchilla may every now and then be distinguished slurping chlorine near the shore at Big Spring Reservoir.
A very large zebra is frequently made out pacing through a house next to Armagh.
A young-looking girl dressed in a bloody prom dress is known to have been spotted on frequent instances discussing into the night in Charles F Lewis Natural Area in the early morning hours before sunrise. Some folks argue this ghost can be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Armagh long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Armagh
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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