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The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady is rumored to have been observed on many occasions monitoring the landscape from the pinnacle of Ashland Anticline in the early morning hours. Scores of residents argue this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Aristes before the present. In any event, it is certainly a menacing ghost that is preferably not upset.
An ET from Mars may be made out over and over again in the early morning hours flying across the Little Mountain.
An enormous civet has every now and then been noticed by an old woman camping at a campground close to Aristes.
An alien from outer space is every now and then distinguished trying to locate a book by Big Mine Run.
The ghost of a youthful female clothed as a maid is known to have been observed on several occasions resting in an armchair in a trailer in Aristes. Locals here who have seen this ghost say this ghost enjoys frightening unwise people who are bold enough to disturb the tranquility in Aristes.
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
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