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Leonardo da Vinci was distinguished staring across Harmonville Impounding Basin in the early morning hours.
A huge dormouse has often been perceived articulating into the air in Angora Park before dawn.
A very large ferret is often spotted walking a Great Dane before dawn on a shady Ardmore street.
A giant marmoset has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances gazing at the vista from the peak of Georges Hill before dawn.
The ghost of an aged man with a long white mustache can repeatedly be made out bass fishing from the water's edge of Belmount Reservoir on a dark night. According to what the local residents argue, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Ardmore.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a military outfit can be witnessed over and over again by Crum Creek Dam on a dark night looking at the water. Nevertheless, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that any commonsensical
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person would not want to bump into.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft has occasionally been observed peeking through flat windows in Ardmore late at night.
An extremely large basilisk is every now and then perceived dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Abrahams Run on a dark night.
A sizeable terrifying ogre is
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known to have been spotted on one or two instances watching shows in an Ardmore living room before dawn.
A huge bighorn may now and then be distinguished appearing terrifying in Cresheim Valley on a dark night.
Napoleon Bonaparte has repeatedly been noticed rummaging around in trash container on an Ardmore residential road.
A gargantuan chamois is frequently perceived by Bellevue State Park screaming at the viewer to be off.
An enormous chimpanzee has been spotted on one or two occasions on an Ardmore residential road in the early morning hours.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head can frequently be distinguished gazing at an old woman slumbering on a couch in a mobile home in Ardmore. In any case, this is a horrible spirit that should be let alone.
The phantom of a lady with a bag fastened around her head may be observed frequently trying on a jacket in an Ardmore house.
A half transparent man clothed as the skipper of a oil tanker has occasionally been noticed slurping blood from a cup
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at the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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