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An extraterrestrial from another solar system may be perceived frequently in a secluded spot next to Ardara.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a jacket has every so often been seen chucking pebbles into the current at Abers Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what people articulate, it is certainly a bloodcurdling spirit that you don't want to bump into at midnight.
A headless man is from time to time distinguished hovering in the middle of a shady highway in close proximity to Ardara.
An alien has been said to have been observed on a few instances down next to the waterfront at Barnes Lake carrying a skull.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world may every so often be made out in Braddock Camp Historical Marker late at night shouting.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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