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An ET from outer space has repeatedly been witnessed before sunrise hovering over Archbald Pothole.
The ghost of a twelve feet colossal giant is often perceived in Archbald Pothole State Park in the early morning hours burying a body by a big rock. Whichever way, this is a bad phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into late at night.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions very late at night drifting down on Aylesworth Creek.
Johann Sebastian Bach can frequently be observed looking at the water by Aylesworth Creek Dam in the early morning hours.
An alien tourist from space may be observed repeatedly before dawn climbing out of Carpenter Swamp drenched in filth.
The spirit of a teen girl has occasionally been observed strolling from residence to residence in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Archbald road.
An extraterrestrial from
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another planet is every now and then observed having a seat at the dining table in an Archbald apartment.
The ghost of a woman with half her head not there can every now and then be seen staring at people in an Archbald trailer through a keyhole. One of the people who live here confidently asserts that this phantom is the struggling soul of
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a long forgotten Archbald resident.
A character with a skeleton face in gloomy robes was seen gazing at the sight from the apex of Bell Mountain very late at night. The spirit greeted the watcher. In any event, it's a creepy phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to come across.
The alien commander of a flying saucer became visible washing a blood-splattered bed sheet in Nay Aug Falls late at night.
A very large vicuna was seen exploring Nay Aug Park Gorge in detail before sunrise.
A space man from the Moon appeared trying to flag down cars alongside a dark highway close to Archbald.
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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