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A giant ape is repeatedly witnessed taking pleasure in the scenery at Mckeage Dam before dawn.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been observed on a small number of occasions in the rear seat of a car by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
An martian tourist from another galaxy may often be perceived dragging a body from the cold water of Bakers Run after midnight.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can be made out very frequently in Hemlock Lake County Park around midnight appearing bloodcurdling.
The ghost of a civil war warrior is now and then noticed on the top of Buck Hill around midnight looking at the vista.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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