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These are some lies we made up about Anita.
A female with her left arm and right leg severed was perceived gazing at the water by Reynoldsville Storage Dam on a dark night. The watcher became frightened and ran off. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that is better not disturbed.
A huge lamb became visible on the shore of Kyle Lake yelling.
A space invader from another world was observed drifting by on Acy Run around midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a bloody machete was perceived trying to utter something in State Fish Lands late in the night. The ghost didn't appear to be troubled by the onlookers. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Anita many years ago.
A space invader has repeatedly been distinguished around midnight chasing a passing Jeep on a murky highway in the neighborhood of Anita.
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Ghost Sightings From Anita
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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