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A gigantic wolf can from time to time be seen bass fishing from the water's edge of Leaser Lake after midnight.
Little Red Riding Hood was seen at Leaser Lake Dam on a dark night looking at the surroundings.
A wandering spirit was spotted suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Andreas. This particular phantom has been perceived over and over again in this place. Whatever folks express, it's a terrifying ghost that is better not messed with.
A very large polar bear became visible shuffling orbs about in Ontelaunee Park after midnight.
A giant woodchuck was made out at Bear Creek after midnight flinging pieces of wood into the water.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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