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These are some lies we made up about Amity.
The phantom of a guy carrying a sword has regularly been noticed floating along on Bane Creek late in the night. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Amity.
A very large pronghorn has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions dining on a tomato at Chambers Dam at night.
The phantom of a woman with numbers etched into her cheek may frequently be observed drinking paint in State Game Lands Number 297 very late at night. According to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the undead spirit of a long forgotten Amity local person.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her chest can be perceived frequently monitoring the vista from the top of Mount Wheeler before sunrise. One thing's for certain, it's a frightening spirit that should be left alone.
Leonardo da Vinci has once in a while been witnessed staggering from home to home late at night on an Amity residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Amity
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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