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The ghost of a bum came into view at midnight chasing a passing Chevy on a dark road outside Ambridge. This ghost is fantastically active in this neighborhood; there have been one or two other reports of this specific ghost. People argue that this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy folks who have the guts to interrupt the calm in Ambridge. In any event, it's a creepy ghost that is rather not disrupted.
An ET was seen in the backseat of a Honda by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
The ghost of an aged sorceress emerged mowing the lawn in the front garden of a mobile home in Ambridge. This is one of those ghosts that is made out frequently in the neighborhood.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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