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These are some lies we made up about Ambridge.
A sizeable bloodcurdling monster was seen at the stroke of midnight drifting along on Big Sewickley Creek.
An ET from Mars was observed looking for a bag in Ambridge Park very late at night.
The ghost of a man in a soldier's outfit has repeatedly been distinguished by Dashields Dam at night looking at the water. In any event, it unquestionably is a menacing ghost that should be stayed away from.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has been seen on a small number of occasions checking out Coony Hollow in detail in the early morning hours.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may repeatedly be perceived reading a pamphlet before sunrise on a lawn in Ambridge.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head can be spotted often having a seat at a coffee table in an Ambridge building holding a skull. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into before sunrise.
A massive
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gazelle has from time to time been noticed traveling on a donkey in the middle of a highway close to Ambridge.
Christopher Columbus is sometimes distinguished wandering through a house next to Ambridge.
A gargantuan chamois is known to have been noticed on many instances at a pay phone in Ambridge using the telephone.
An ET from
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planet Mercury has frequently been noticed attempting to touch something in Beaver Creek State Park at the ranger station.
An Icthyosaurus has been observed on one or two occasions striding through an Ambridge neighborhood graveyard.
A colossal crow may often be distinguished spending time in a derelict villa in Ambridge.
The ghost of a lady with a bag bound around her head has every now and then been distinguished standing by a deserted road outside Ambridge. No matter what people state, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to run into.
A space man from another world is from time to time observed in a home in Ambridge.
A sizeable creepy spirit has been distinguished on a handful of occasions in an Ambridge apartment. Nonetheless, this is an unsympathetic phantom that should be shunned.
Hansel and Gretel's mom may from time to time be perceived walking next to a deserted road right next door to Ambridge.
The spirit of a young gentleman wearing a confederate uniform
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was spotted coming into view in a bedroom mirror. Additional sightings of this phantom have been described.
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Ghost Sightings From Ambridge
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Ghost Sightings From Ambridge
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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