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These are some lies we made up about Ambler.
A huge alpaca has frequently been made out enjoying the panorama at Cornog Dam at night.
A Yeti is repeatedly witnessed smoking a pipe down next to the water at Lock Alsh Reservoir.
An ET from the cosmos may often be observed having a seat in a beanbag in a mobile home outside Ambler.
The ghost of a young-looking female outfitted as a maid can be seen time and again monitoring the view from the summit of Camp Hill very late at night. In any case, this spirit indisputably is terrifying; one that should be left alone.
A giant argali has once in a while been noticed drifting down on Lorraine Run after midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is occasionally observed before dawn running after a passing Ford on a dark highway in the neighborhood of Ambler. Some people assert this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to have a home here in Ambler.
A large scary dragon can once in a while be witnessed in
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Baederwood Park in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to touch something.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has repeatedly been distinguished pulling up weeds in the back garden of an apartment in Ambler.
A creepy being is repeatedly seen by an old man hunting in a forest near Ambler. It's been declared
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that this individual ghost is the stressed soul of an old Ambler local resident.
A space alien from Venus has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions taking a rest on the floor in a trailer in Ambler.
A huge bunny can frequently be made out crying out names of people next to a streetlight in Ambler.
Aristotle can be witnessed over and over again in Bellevue State Park by the ranger station looking creepy.
The ghost of a steel-miner has now and then been distinguished searching through a closet in the bedroom of an Ambler flat around midnight. If you listen to the residents, this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Ambler long ago. No matter what, it's a creepy ghost that is better not upset.
An extremely large chameleon is from time to time distinguished going nuts in Delaware National Scenic River quite near the park headquarters.
An enormous platypus has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances taking a rest at the dining table in an Ambler home.
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enormous yak can every so often be seen in a secluded neighborhood close to Ambler.
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Ghost Sightings From Ambler
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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