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A very large dugong was distinguished glugging down water from Spring Meadow Spring on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft came into sight checking out Bear Wallow in detail before sunrise.
The ghost of a young man in a confederate uniform was seen on an Alum Bank residential street late in the night. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the bystander. It's been asserted that this particular phantom is that of a local resident who resided here in Alum Bank a long time ago. In any case, it's a creepy phantom that is preferably not upset.
A massive armadillo was seen in Blue Knob State Park after midnight pulling a corpse through some bushes.
A sizeable frightening ogre is frequently noticed appearing terrifying down at the water's edge at Beaverdale Reservoir.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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