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These are some lies we made up about Altoona.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief can be distinguished very often gazing at the water by Altoona Lower Number Two Dam after midnight.
A colossal iguana has sometimes been made out hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock in Alto Rest Park before sunrise.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady is every so often witnessed before dawn going to see Devils Elbow. No matter what, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A dark crow that shape-shifted into a lady has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions pacing through an Altoona vicinity graveyard. One thing is for certain, it's a chilling ghost that should be steered clear of.
The Ugly Duckling may sometimes be perceived at midnight examining Carson Valley in detail.
A space alien was distinguished being in a vacant building in Altoona.
A very large deer appeared standing by a desolate road near Altoona.
The phantom of a youthful woman clothed
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as a house keeper showed up digging an opening mid stream in Beaverdam Branch. Additional folks in the vicinity have had similar events involving a quite similar ghost.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet was made out glancing at the vista from the apex of Brush Mountain late in the night.
A colossal leopard has frequently
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been perceived riding on a bike on a dark road near Altoona.
A gargantuan marten is repeatedly seen in an Altoona home.
The ghost of a down-and-out man is known to have been spotted on one or two instances emerging in a closet mirror.
An alien from planet Neptune may repeatedly be made out taking a rest in a beanbag in a flat next to Altoona.
An extraterrestrial from deep space may be perceived very frequently reading a newspaper in Blue Knob State Park by the ranger station.
An enormous salamander has every now and then been distinguished at night hurrying after a passing VW on a gloomy road right next door to Altoona.
The alien captain of a UFO is every now and then observed in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has been spotted on a few instances by an old woman hiking along a trail next to Altoona.
A space invader from planet Neptune has regularly been observed sitting on a couch
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Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember. Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad. - Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch? - Oysters doctor. - Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them. - Open them??. Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up. - Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse. Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur. He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter. Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars. Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head. Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now. - Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it? - Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel. - You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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