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A gigantic seal can regularly be spotted on a dark night examining Cold Valley in detail.
A space alien has occasionally been witnessed looking at a woman slumbering on a couch in a mobile home in Allison Park.
A gargantuan bat is every now and then noticed in a clothing store in the Allison Park vicinity.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer is known to have been noticed on several occasions trying on a hat in an Allison Park apartment.
An alien voyager from another planet was spotted turning toward the viewer at Allegheny River Lock And Dam Two after midnight.
A big chilling monster appeared yelling at the onlooker to beat it in a rubber boat on Allegheny River Pool Two.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was distinguished in Bellevue Memorial Park on a dark night chucking chunks of concrete.
A huge bison became visible tossing stones into the water at Cedar Run in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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ghost of the driver of a train was distinguished scrambling up from a manhole on an Allison Park street at the stroke of midnight. When witnessed the ghost came within reach of the bystander who then escaped. Nevertheless, this is a bad phantom that is rather not interrupted.
Ludwig van Beethoven was distinguished snooping in mailboxes very
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late at night in Allison Park.
An enormous cat has frequently been noticed performing a piece of music on a flute in an Allison Park apartment.
A female without a head has been perceived on a small number of instances smoking a pipe in McConnell's Mill State Park right by the park headquarters.
A space invader can frequently be noticed in an Allison Park school at night strolling the halls.
An martian tourist from deep space can be spotted very often in a mirror in an Allison Park residence; the spirit was only observable in the mirror.
A space man from planet Mercury has now and then been observed trying to find a glove next to a parked car in an Allison Park parking lot after midnight.
The ghost of a youthful female with a rope around her neck is now and then witnessed in an Allison Park area grocery store, wandering the aisles. In any event, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to encounter after midnight.
An enormously scary ghost has supposedly been seen on a small
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number of instances gazing late in the night on a lawn in Allison Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Allison Park
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Ghost Sightings From Allison Park
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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