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The ghost of a gentleman hauling a blood-splattered sword was distinguished at Allison Dam at midnight reading a pamphlet. The viewer panicked and escaped.
A space invader from another planet has often been seen in Lafayette Memorial Park at night trying to find something.
A colossal fox is regularly observed gazing at the vista from the summit of Krepp Knob late in the night.
An extremely large beaver has purportedly been spotted on many occasions drifting along Antram Run late at night.
A colossal guinea pig may repeatedly be seen stopping by Greenfield Bend at night.
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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