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These are some lies we made up about Allenwood.
The Wizard of Oz has from time to time been seen looking irritably at the bystander by Kettle Hole.
A scary creature is every so often witnessed beneath a tall tree in Tiadaghton State Forest going wild.
The ghost of a silver-miner is known to have been made out on a few occasions by Lick Run scooping out a nook. Residents who have seen this ghost allege this ghost likes frightening foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Allenwood.
A lady with a partly translucent body can every so often be perceived on the top of Catharines Crown around midnight staring at the vista. In any event, it indisputably is a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large doe was seen riding on a motorcycle on a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Allenwood.
A gigantic aardvark came into view seeking a picture at Frank E Heller Dam after midnight.
An enormous antelope appeared at midnight
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studying Bear Pen Hollow in detail.
The Loch Ness Monster was spotted in State Game Lands Number 126 in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a cadaver across the dirt.
An extremely large mule was witnessed down beside the water at Spruce Run Reservoir talking into the night.
An ET from space has regularly been noticed in a residence in Allenwood.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object is often distinguished late at night flying over Pine Flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Allenwood
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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