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A lady with a sword in her head has repeatedly been observed howling before sunrise on a lawn in Allensville.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter is repeatedly distinguished on the peak of Broad Mountain before dawn observing the panorama. No matter what, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
A colossal opossum can repeatedly be noticed at the stroke of midnight flying over Big Kettle.
The phantom of an airline pilot can be seen time and again relaxing at a coffee table in an Allensville trailer flashing a lantern. Regardless of what people exclaim, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien from another galaxy has sometimes been made out frightening people next to Chestnut Spring before sunrise.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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