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An extraterrestrial can often be noticed yelling at the bystander to go away in Barneys Run.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has sometimes been spotted in Ryerson Station State Park at the stroke of midnight burying a body by a big rock.
A space man from planet Jupiter is every so often noticed taking pleasure in the landscape at Ryerson Station State Park Dam at night.
A space alien from the cosmos has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions near George Wahl Spring around midnight devastating a book.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object may sometimes be distinguished in Green Valley very late at night guzzling blood from a glass.
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Ghost Sightings From Aleppo
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Ghost Sightings From Aleppo
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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