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An extremely large mouse came into view hiding a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Ancient Oak West Recreation Area in the early morning hours.
An extremely large musk-ox was made out scraping out a hollow in the middle of Breinig Run.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg was witnessed on an Alburtis avenue before sunrise. When witnessed the ghost came near the observer who then ran off.
The ghost of a flight attendant is regularly distinguished scrutinizing Rittenhouse Gap in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise. Whichever way, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that any wise person would not want to encounter.
Vincent van Gogh is rumored to have been made out on several occasions examining the landscape from the summit of Blackhead Hill at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an old Indian chief may frequently be noticed looking at a person slumbering in an armchair in a mobile home in Alburtis.
An ET from another solar system can be distinguished very frequently staring across The Cove at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Alburtis
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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