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A massive budgerigar may now and then be witnessed late in the night drifting by on Carpsrocus Creek.
An alien has regularly been noticed by Mud Swamp smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a teenage girl is often witnessed in State Game Lands Number 129 after midnight covering a corpse by a big boulder.
A huge grizzly bear can frequently be noticed seeking a woman at Association Dam before sunrise.
An martian explorer from outer space can be noticed time and again in Delaware-Lehigh State Experimental Forest very late at night gathering sticks to make a fire.
A person with a skeleton face sporting murky robes is every now and then seen on an Albrightsville road after midnight. A local person asserts that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while driving through Albrightsville many years ago.
A gigantic cat has purportedly been perceived on frequent instances looking at Hawk Falls very late at night.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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