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These are some lies we made up about Albion.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is regularly perceived reading a pamphlet by Crazy Run. According to what the locals say, this ghost is the undeceased soul of an old Albion person who lived here.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a large white beard has supposedly been observed on several occasions slurping diesel from a gas pump at a fueling station in Albion. One thing's for sure, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to come across.
An alien from outer space can often be witnessed walking a Great Dane at the stroke of midnight on a shady Albion avenue.
The ghost of a man dressed in an armed forces outfit can be perceived time and again weeping in State Game Lands Number 101 very late at night.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a human inside has every now and then been seen watching cable in an Albion living room before sunrise. In any case, this is an antagonistic
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ghost that should be avoided.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is once in a while seen on an Albion lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy is known to have been perceived on one or two occasions gazing at an old man slumbering in an armchair in a home in Albion.
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space alien from the cosmos can from time to time be seen by the entrance to Mosquito Lake State Park scaring people.
A space alien is repeatedly witnessed in an autopart store in the Albion area.
A giant ape has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions climbing out from a storm drain on an Albion street on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy can often be distinguished poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Albion.
An ET from Jupiter may be distinguished over and over again in an Albion secondary school at night staggering the corridors.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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