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These are some lies we made up about Akron.
An ET from outer space was seen on the top of Ephrata Mountain in the early morning hours viewing the view.
A Pterodactyl showed up frightening people on the shore of Indian Lake.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was spotted in Bowman Run shifting orbs around. This is one of those phantoms that is distinguished time and again in the vicinity. A man who lives here says that this phantom is almost certainly the undeceased phantom of a local resident who used to reside here in Akron. Either way, this is a bad spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a man wearing an army uniform was witnessed in Fishing Creek Park before sunrise calling out names of people. The viewer escaped right after he witnessed the spirit.
A lady with a machete sticking out of her head was perceived staring at a person slumbering on a couch in a building in Akron. When the bystander became visible the phantom ran off.
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massive panda has often been made out in a shoe store in the Akron area.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag fastened around her head has been noticed on a handful of occasions struggling out from a drain hole on an Akron residential road around midnight. One of the local residents steadfastly declares that this spirit is the struggling spirit of a long gone Akron local.
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Ghost Sightings From Akron
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Ghost Sightings From Akron
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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