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These are some lies we made up about Airville.
A military outfit staggering about with no body in it may every now and then be perceived rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of an Airville home before dawn.
A space alien from outer space was perceived howling at the eye witness to stay away on the water's edge of Lake Aldred.
An alien materialized flinging chunks of concrete in Highland Park before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world showed up on the peak of Kilgores Rocks late in the night glancing at the panorama.
Julius Ceasar was witnessed looking at the surroundings at Rock Ridge Pond Dam around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Airville
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Ghost Sightings From Airville
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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