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An enormous crocodile was perceived at Allegheny River Lock And Dam Eight at night twinkling a flash light.
A gigantic duckbill came into view down at the waterfront at Allegheny River Pool Eight scaring folks.
Archimedes was distinguished glancing at the view from the pinnacle of Peach Hill at the stroke of midnight.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos was observed pulling a dead body over rocks in State Game Lands Number 287 in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal quagga was observed in a store in the Adrian neighborhood.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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