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These are some lies we made up about Addison.
A giant cow may every now and then be seen burying a corpse by a sizeable rock in State Game Lands Number 271 before dawn.
Alexander the Great has frequently been noticed looking scary before dawn on a lawn in Addison.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been noticed on numerous occasions guzzling water from Pine Springs on a dark night.
A space man from Saturn can frequently be observed by Chub Run shouting at the bystander to disappear.
A space invader from the cosmos may be spotted time and again at midnight heading a directed exploration of Horseshoe Bend to a collection of phantoms.
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Ghost Sightings From Addison
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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