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These are some lies we made up about Adamstown.
An ET from outer space has frequently been perceived in an Adamstown trailer.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly observed marching down a wild road outside Adamstown.
An extremely large mongoose has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions up on the peak of Cushion Peak struggling to articulate something.
The ghost of a tied up gentleman may often be perceived taking a rest on a stool in a building in close proximity to Adamstown. A woman who lives here alleges that this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Adamstown long ago.
The phantom of a young-looking female drenched in blood can be observed frequently in Brubaker Park in the early morning hours before sunrise covering a body by a big rock. One of the people who live here firmly asserts that this phantom may very well be a celebrated yesteryear resident of Adamstown.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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