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The ghost of a young girl has now and then been perceived startling folks on the water's edge of Barnes Lake. Whatever folks state, this is an unpleasant spirit that is rather not interrupted.
A body with a skeleton face wearing shadowy robes has been observed on one or two instances enjoying the surroundings at Bull Run Dam after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter may every so often be witnessed in Braddock Camp Historical Marker before dawn hiding a cadaver by a big boulder.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was distinguished glancing at the vista from the pinnacle of Bald Hill late in the night.
A space alien came into sight floating along Andrews Run late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Adamsburg
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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