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A huge peccary is occasionally spotted on the water's edge of Lake Gloria reading a pamphlet.
A gargantuan cow has been noticed on many occasions pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Beam Run late in the night.
A fairly see-through guy outfitted as the skipper of a oil tanker may every so often be perceived looking through flat windows in Acosta before dawn. Several people claim this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long dead Acosta local resident.
Genghis Khan was noticed watching television in an Acosta living room at night.
A gargantuan raccoon came into sight going through trash cans on an Acosta street.
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Why is a fat girl like a moped? They're both fun until your friends see you. Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur? - I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert. Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won. Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do? His teacher: -No, of course not. Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework. Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows? - I had to bury the ladder Gertrude. It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday. - I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake. - No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow. - Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then. Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!'' Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack? Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. . Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened. - He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it? - Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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