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These are some lies we made up about Acme.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet has often been noticed traveling on a mule alongside a highway close to Acme.
A mermaid is frequently noticed in Mammoth County Park very late at night pulling a dead body across the dirt.
The phantom of a young woman in a bloody wedding dress has allegedly been distinguished on many instances examining the landscape from the peak of Bark Hill at night. Folks who have seen this ghost assert this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Acme. In any event, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A beheaded woman can repeatedly be observed marching through an apartment in close proximity to Acme. A resident argues that this ghost can be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Acme before the present.
A gargantuan jaguar can be distinguished very frequently flickering a lamp in Polecat Hollow before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Acme
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Ghost Sightings From Acme
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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