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The ghost of an elderly prospector with a large mustache and a wooden leg was distinguished right by Delaware National Scenic River howling at the observer to stay away. The spirit did not seem to be anxious by the watchers. Folks here allege that this spirit likes scaring unwise folks who come trying to find spirits in Abington.
The ghost of an old woman hauling a firearm appeared traveling on a motorbike on a shadowy road close to Abington. When the phantom was perceived it disappeared into the night. One of the locals strongly declares that this ghost can be the spirit of a resident who died here in Abington many years ago.
The spirit of a flight attendant was perceived in an apartment in Abington. Frightened by the witnesses the ghost fled into the dark.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship became visible in an Abington mobile home.
An alien traveler from another planet was made out pacing down a wild road next to Abington.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady was observed showing up in a bedroom mirror. When witnessed the ghost came up to the bystander who then escaped.
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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