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A woman with her head and left arm and left leg amputated has been distinguished on a small number of occasions in Alverthorpe Park at the stroke of midnight hauling a cadaver over rocks.
A space invader can repeatedly be observed gazing at the water by Campbell Dam late in the night.
An armed forces outfit staggering about with no body in it can be observed over and over again smoking a pipe in the middle of East Branch Jenkintown Creek. If you listen to the residents, this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a person who used to live here in Abington.
An alien vacationer from deep space has every so often been observed in an Abington area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
The ghost of a civil war fighter is now and then observed trying to locate a person up on the highest spot of Camp Hill. If you listen to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the struggling soul of an old Abington resident.
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alien from another galaxy may from time to time be spotted holding a human headbone in the early morning hours before sunrise by a road sign in Abington.
The ghost of a seriously charred lady is repeatedly spotted on the water's edge of Lock Alsh Reservoir yelling.
A Brachiosaurus is known to have been seen on a small number of occasions
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trying to utter something at The Grotto late at night.
A gigantic jackal may regularly be spotted wandering through a home in Abington.
The ghost of a train driver can be witnessed over and over again being carried by a horse beside a road near Abington. Loads of local residents say this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Abington some time ago.
Aladdin has now and then been spotted at a public phone in Abington talking on the phone.
A lady devoid of a head is every so often observed redistributing orbs around by the side of a desolate road outside Abington in the early morning hours.
A man devoid of a head has allegedly been made out on several occasions quite near the entrance to Bellevue State Park looking chilling. Residents who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who have the guts to disturb the silence in Abington.
A very large duckbill may sometimes be perceived standing by a deserted highway near
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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