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The martian captain of an alien spaceship has frequently been spotted walking from house to house around midnight on an Abbottstown avenue.
A colossal snake is repeatedly witnessed burying a body by a big rock in Adams County Fair Grounds after midnight.
A shining human person is known to have been distinguished on a handful of instances in Little Valley at night trying to grasp something.
An ET from planet Neptune can be witnessed very often very late at night drifting down on Beaver Creek.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has once in a while been observed on the top of High Rock late at night surveying the scenery. Folks allege that this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished past local of Abbottstown.
A decapitated gentleman is every now and then distinguished looking at the water by Browns Dam very late at night. A person who lives here claims that this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Abbottstown.
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Regardless of what, it's undeniably a menacing phantom that you do not want to come across in the early morning hours.
A female with her head and both legs amputated has been said to have been perceived on frequent instances on the apex of one of the hills in the Pigeon Hills late in the night pointing at the witness. One of the residents firmly declares that this spirit is the struggling spirit of a long dead Abbottstown local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Abbottstown
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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