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These are some lies we made up about Aaronsburg.
The phantom of a tied up woman has been witnessed on a few occasions fluttering across White Mountain Kettle late at night. No matter what folks state, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A lady gripping her head by her arm may now and then be spotted in Bear Gap Picnic Area around midnight going crazy.
An alien traveler from another world was perceived in an Aaronsburg residence.
A space invader from another solar system materialized wandering next to a desolate road in close proximity to Aaronsburg.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft was observed looking for a glove at the water at North Prong Thick Mountain.
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Ghost Sightings From Aaronsburg
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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