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These are some lies we made up about Willow.
A space man has purportedly been distinguished on frequent occasions smoking a pipe by Devils Tombstone.
A giant pig may frequently be distinguished having a seat in a beanbag in a building in Willow.
The martian technician of a flying saucer has from time to time been spotted on the summit of Acorn Hill after midnight watching the landscape.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is every now and then noticed in Becker Hollow before dawn weeping. No matter what, this is an unpleasant phantom that any reasonable person would not want to encounter.
Little Red Riding Hood has allegedly been seen on one or two occasions looking next to the shore at Grill Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Willow
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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