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These are some lies we made up about Williston Park.
An alien from Saturn became visible in Albertson Park after midnight hauling a cadaver across the dirt.
A very large coyote was distinguished staring at the sight from the top of Harbor Hill at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from another solar system showed up at Bar Beach at night gazing at the waves beside the shore.
Henry VIII was spotted before sunrise drifting down Schodack Brook.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship was noticed looking for an object beside a streetlamp in Williston Park.
A big terrifying spirit has frequently been distinguished staggering from trailer to trailer at midnight on a Williston Park road. Some people argue this ghost is the tormented spirit of an old Williston Park person who lived here.
An enormous aardvark is repeatedly witnessed by the water at Carpenter Neck swallowing orange juice.
An martian vacationer from another world has supposedly been observed on frequent
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occasions rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of a Williston Park mobile home very late at night.
The ghost of a tied up gentleman may regularly be witnessed looking at people in a Williston Park residence through a door crack. Regardless of what people express, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to bump into at the stroke
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of midnight.
The spirit of a youthful female drenched in blood may be distinguished very often walking along a murky highway near Williston Park.
A colossal lizard has now and then been spotted glugging down gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Williston Park.
A medusa is sometimes seen in Collis P. Huntington State Park near the park headquarters shouting.
A man with a large hole through his upper body is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions quite near Fire Island National Seashore staring.
A colossal salamander may occasionally be noticed speaking into the air as if someone else was there.
A large terrifying monster has frequently been witnessed walking a Terrier late at night on a murky Williston Park lane.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has been witnessed on a small number of occasions looking through residence windows in Williston Park at midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft can frequently be spotted watching
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TV in a Williston Park living room very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Williston Park
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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