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These are some lies we made up about Whitesboro.
The phantom of a civil war combatant is every so often observed throwing boulders into Yahnundasis Lake very late at night. Based on what the residents claim, this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Whitesboro long ago.
A space alien from deep space may from time to time be observed late in the night floating by on Crane Creek.
A space man was spotted in a mirror in a Whitesboro flat; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
An enormous mynah bird came into sight on the apex of Burrstone Hill at the stroke of midnight monitoring the landscape.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet was perceived screaming by Oriskany Battle Monument.
A Plateosaurus became visible in a mobile home right next door to Whitesboro.
A gargantuan hog was made out concealing a corpse by a big boulder in Addison Miller Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy having
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letters engraved into his back was perceived looking for a box beneath a parked truck in a Whitesboro parking lot late at night. The ghost didn't mind that there was someone other near. Residents here who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost may be a famous days gone by dweller of Whitesboro. Well, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling spirit that
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you would not want to encounter on a dark night.
A colossal ibex is often observed examining The Glen in detail late in the night.
An alien from planet Neptune is known to have been observed on one or two occasions next to a scary lofty tree in South Woods calling names.
A space man from outer space can be witnessed repeatedly appearing scary late at night by a vending machine in Whitesboro.
Cinderella has every so often been distinguished taking a rest at a coffee table in a Whitesboro trailer staring angrily at the bystander.
A giant puma is now and then perceived going berserk by the entrance to Fort Stanwix National Monument.
The ghost of a gravely mangled hunter dragging a dead wolf has supposedly been made out on numerous instances striding through a flat in Whitesboro. In any case, this phantom undoubtedly is terrifying; one that any sound person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A woman with no head may every now and then be spotted riding on a mare by the side of a highway near Whitesboro.
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extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has repeatedly been observed quite near Bowman Lake State Park burning a bag.
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Ghost Sightings From Whitesboro
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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