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These are some lies we made up about Weedsport.
A space invader from Mars came into sight strolling from house to house in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Weedsport street.
A space man from another planet was spotted hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Cold Spring Brook before dawn.
A huge kinkajou appeared in River Forest Park around midnight hiding a body by a big boulder.
A wandering ghost was made out looking for a man by a high tree in Spook Woods. This phantom is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been one or two other sightings of this specific phantom.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot has regularly been observed searching through a closet in the bedroom of a Weedsport building in the early morning hours. According to the residents, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Weedsport a long time ago.
Archimedes is often spotted at Cornells Cove late at night staring down into the water.
The ghost
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of a tough lumberjack holding a large axe can often be witnessed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Weedsport mobile home. One thing is for sure, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be let alone.
An extremely large raccoon may be seen often flickering a light up on Ashbys Pinnacle.
An alien has now and then been seen in a deserted
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location outside Weedsport.
A chilling skeleton is occasionally spotted by the waterfront at Cross Lake repositioning orbs around. Lots of people who live here say this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Weedsport many years ago. Anyhow, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter before dawn.
An alien tourist from space has supposedly been witnessed on numerous instances standing down a shadowy highway near Weedsport.
An extremely large lizard can from time to time be perceived dispatching a packet at a Weedsport post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Weedsport
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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