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These are some lies we made up about Wayland.
Goldilocks is regularly seen in Victory Park at night downing blood from a bottle.
The spirit of a female with a plastic bag strapped around her head may often be noticed munching on a carrot up on Bronson Hill. Whatever folks state, it's a frightening ghost that you would not want to encounter before sunrise.
A space alien may be perceived time and again floating along on Limekiln Creek on a dark night.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft is occasionally witnessed resting on a stool in a house in close proximity to Wayland.
A partly see-through man dressed as the captain of a craft is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent occasions very late at night exploring Blackcrick Hollow in detail. Nonetheless, it certainly is a creepy ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to come across.
A big scary ghost was distinguished near Stone Falls on a dark night looking for someone. This particular ghost has been made out time and
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again in this location.
A space man from planet Jupiter came into view in the backseat of a Buick by the driver observing the spirit in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was seen in Harriet Hollister Spencer State Park at the park headquarters crying.
A very large pony became visible mowing
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the lawn in the side yard of a flat in Wayland.
The ghost of a young-looking guy in a confederate uniform was noticed by an old man fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Wayland. There are numerous stories concerning this phantom in the neighborhood. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Wayland
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Ghost Sightings From Wayland
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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